nonal

the opposite of anal, but also not vaginal

Me and my girlfriend made a mess when we did nonal.

nonal by nonal queen October 2, 2021

nonal

Pronunciation: /ˈnoʊ.nəl/
Definition:
1. The ordinal number symbol: 9.
2. The position in a sequence following the eighth (octal) element; the ninth (nonal) item in an ordered series.
3. Pertaining to a group, set, or cycle of nine parts or members.
4. Denoting the final single-digit ordinal position before the completion of a base-ten cycle.

Significance:
• It defines the ninth (nonal) position with systematic regularity and clarity.
• It emphasizes the structure of nonets, enneads, and nine-part divisions.
• It identifies the penultimate element in a decimal sequence and various nine-unit systems.
• It avoids incomprehensible and ambiguous pronunciations common in irregular numeric forms.
• It simplifies expressions of order in nonaries, scoring systems, and sequential rankings.
• It improves precision in mathematical, organizational, and cultural contexts involving the number nine.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to replacing "ninth" with a consistent Latinized ordinal form.
Ordinal number:
zeral (0-al)
onal (primal) (1-al)
dual (second) (2-al)
trial (3-al)
quadal (4-al)
quintal (5-al)
sextal (6-al)
septal (7-al)
octal (8-al)
nonal (9-al)
decal (10-al)
Cardinal number:
zero (0)
one (1)
duo (2)
trio (3)
quad (4)
quinto (5)
sexto (6)
septo (7)
octo (8)
nono (9)
deco (10)

Examples:
• "The nonal inning in baseball often determines the game's (ludament) final conclusion."
• "In the classification system, this specimen pertains to the nonal category."
• "Her (la) presentation covered the nonal stage of the project's development lifecycle."
• "This principle represents the nonal and final virtue in the philosophical list."
• "Adjust the nonal parameter to complete the nine-step calibration sequence."

nonal by Dmitrio December 10, 2025

nonaffluent 

the most powerful attack known to man. if there is ever a situation where you need to destroy a thot, hit em with the quick N O N A F F L U E N T and she will surely perish.

Witch lady - "I love you, I just want you to be happy"
Fearsome warrior - "aww, she just wants me to be happy... aww, okay... so she is a nice lady after al- NONAFFLUENT"
*witch lady dies on the spot*

nonaffluent by tobuscuslover46iloveyoutobuscu August 2, 2018

nona fried 

When you are in a winning position in a time controlled game of chess, rather than moving or resigning your opponent just sits there and lets their clock tick down to 0.

Initially used by Chessnetwork

"A time ticker! I've been nona fried!"

For origin see: Thunderhorse I Warzone Chess Tournament 12

nona fried by TrickyKnight October 31, 2012

nonant

1. One of the pieces of an area divided into nine sections.

2. A section of a rectangle that has been divided by two perpendicular pairs of parallel lines.

a) It's hard to win a game of tic-tac-toe when you start in the top, bottom or side nonants.

b) You'd better check your blind nonant before changing lanes.

c) Hey dude, check it out. My queen, bishop and rook have got all your king's nonants covered. Suffer looser.

nonant by Chris Protologism April 19, 2008

nonballs 

The area of a neutered male dog, where his balls would be located had he not been neutered.

Guy 1: Dave's dog was just licking his dick, then licked your hand!

Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...

nonballs by Davester75 August 9, 2012

Nonaversary 

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.

I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

Nonaversary by Faster Redhead May 5, 2016