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Getting a blowjob while leaning against a crate of eggnog. May include the simultaneous drinking of eggnog.
"Back when I worked at Stop N Shop, I brought my girlfriend into the dairy cooler and she gave me a nogjob."
Nogjob by ShotgunMike March 6, 2009
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It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.
Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"
Nojob by Jjadfi September 16, 2016
When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.
Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.
nojob by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009
The Seasonal Hand Job - One person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons dick. Proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. Viola, a Nog job
Dude : Let's celebrate Christmas the right way, buddy.
Other Dude : How so, friend?
Dude : Giving each other a Nog job
Other Dude : Sweet!
Dude : Exactly!
Nog job by ol' time guy December 9, 2010
n. a particularly unstimulating blowjob such that the fellatee falls asleep, perhaps as performed by a fellatrix on a dose of GHB
Manchester girls give the best nodjobs in the north-west
nodjob by Rickie187 December 12, 2006
Nojob can also be a guy that has sex when he between the age of 12 and 16
Guy 1: Hi did you guys hear what i did today? I had sex!
Guy 2 and Guy 3 walks slowly away while they whisper "nojob"
nojob by jhvjkgvjlgulhjnm October 14, 2016