nodjob

n. a particularly unstimulating blowjob such that the fellatee falls asleep, perhaps as performed by a fellatrix on a dose of GHB

Manchester girls give the best nodjobs in the north-west

by Rickie187 December 12, 2006

Nojob

It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.

Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"

by Jjadfi September 16, 2016

nojob

When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.

Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.

by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009

nogjob

A sexual act performed on a male involving the male in question having his testicles sucked by another person.

Did you see that guy get a nogjob in the alley by that transexual hooker?

by Baller Nation July 24, 2009

nojob

Nojob can also be a guy that has sex when he between the age of 12 and 16

Guy 1: Hi did you guys hear what i did today? I had sex!
Guy 2 and Guy 3 walks slowly away while they whisper "nojob"

by jhvjkgvjlgulhjnm October 14, 2016

nonjob

When guy can't reach orgasm during the handjob or blowjob.

Mary was giving John a handjob but he didn't ejaculate so it's a nonjob.

by Rizu December 29, 2014

Nomjob

The act in which a woman gives you a blow job whilst saying "nom nom nom" on the tip of the penis

Women: "Nom Nom Nom"
Man: "Slob on my nom!"
Thats a nomjob

by Num nummer June 30, 2012