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When guy can't reach orgasm during the handjob or blowjob.
Mary was giving John a handjob but he didn't ejaculate so it's a nonjob.
nonjob by Rizu December 29, 2014
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It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.
Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"
Nojob by Jjadfi September 16, 2016
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An African name of Zulu origin meaning Happiness / Joy and is commonly used for females.
Hi, my name is Nonjabulo.
Nonjabulo by Joy66 November 23, 2021
When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.
Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.
nojob by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009
A gaming site. Unlike most gaming sites on the web, nonoba has games that involve multiplayer playing.
People on Nonoba;
KC Managra: Dude, I'll totally pwn you on Multiplayer asteriods!
KoG: Yeah? C'mon then!
*Pew Pew*
KC Managra & KoG: Damnit, we both got pwned by Stefan! All hail Stefan!

Nonoba by jonno baskerville January 11, 2009

Nonoballs 

A very small male genitalia that is almost mon existent.
Girl A: "OMG last night with Jake was terrible!"
Girl B: "Why what happened?"
Girl A: "He has nonoballs! I couldn't feel anything the whole time we were having sex."
Nonoballs by Yotooyo December 5, 2015
n. a particularly unstimulating blowjob such that the fellatee falls asleep, perhaps as performed by a fellatrix on a dose of GHB
Manchester girls give the best nodjobs in the north-west
nodjob by Rickie187 December 12, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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