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It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.
Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"
Nojob by Jjadfi September 16, 2016
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Hi, my name is Nonjabulo.
Nonjabulo by Joy66 November 23, 2021
When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.
Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.
nojob by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009
A gaming site. Unlike most gaming sites on the web, nonoba has games that involve multiplayer playing.
People on Nonoba;
KC Managra: Dude, I'll totally pwn you on Multiplayer asteriods!
KoG: Yeah? C'mon then!
*Pew Pew*
KC Managra & KoG: Damnit, we both got pwned by Stefan! All hail Stefan!

Nonoba by jonno baskerville January 11, 2009

Nonoballs 

A very small male genitalia that is almost mon existent.
Girl A: "OMG last night with Jake was terrible!"
Girl B: "Why what happened?"
Girl A: "He has nonoballs! I couldn't feel anything the whole time we were having sex."
Nonoballs by Yotooyo December 5, 2015
n. a particularly unstimulating blowjob such that the fellatee falls asleep, perhaps as performed by a fellatrix on a dose of GHB
Manchester girls give the best nodjobs in the north-west
nodjob by Rickie187 December 12, 2006