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(K) Nob Shiner 

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"
1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"
(K) Nob Shiner by Ali August 29, 2004

Nob shiner 

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.
I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.
Nob shiner by Craig August 10, 2004

noshineeantisallowed 

a tiktok page that does not allow shinee antis
person1:are you a shinee anti?
person2:ofc not i follow noshineeantisallowed

Nowshine 

A lovely girl with amazing art skills.Shes nice and funny to be around.Your lucky to have a Nowshine as a freind.She can be shy and all but once you get to know her she’s really talkative.(she LOVES rainbows)
Person one:Woah who’s that
Person two:oh she’s Nowshine
Nowshine by Tulaa July 26, 2021
head job...to shine sum ones nob or suck ther nob
fuck deyan stop shining william panagopoulos'z nob
:but i cant help it
nobshine by blind October 3, 2003

nobshite 

Insult
The combination of nob and shite. it is the left over material on the penis after anal sex.
Nobshite: Your mom has a sweet ass.
Lad1: So has your dad nobshite.
nobshite by MRman2000001 May 14, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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