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by Craig April 8, 2005
Get the professor x mug.I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!
by Craig October 10, 2004
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Get the chili whip mug.A mental illness where the sufferer experiences episodes of depressed and manic states. During the depression periods the sufferer has feelings of worthlessness and deflation. Manic episodes are characterised by opposite thoughts, where the person can be hyperactive, talk very quickly, make rash decisions and be dominated by thoughts of sex. Often during these episodes the sufferer is unaware of what they are doing and will deny anything is wrong with them.
A girl I know called Nichola has Bipolar Disorder but she is unaware that her actions when she is manic make her unbearable to work with. Deep down I know that she is a sweet girl but she won't listen to any advice I give her. I wish she would seek help otherwise she will end up a very lonely individual
by Craig November 3, 2004
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Get the yamina mug.You're correct that it involves having sex with all 3 holes of a girl, however the true hat trick is jizzing in all 3 holes ON THE SAME ORGASM. Needless to say it's very difficult, and is worthy of the title "hat trick".
by Craig May 13, 2005
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