Craig's definitions

red sex

sex while the woman is on her period

why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds

by craig March 11, 2003

geej

Variant of gg (good game), usually used by the winner for the purpose of rubbing in the win.

Geej, bitches! You just got pwned!!!!11

by Craig March 9, 2005

seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 22, 2005

double dubs

22" rims

Im rollin double dubs on my Lincoln.

by Craig October 29, 2002

bar it

when you cant be bothered to do something

p1: we need to do work
p2: nah bar it!

by Craig June 27, 2003

tar and feathered

when some chucks a bucket of tar on you and then get a ripped up pillow hit around you. it is vertually impossible to get off. Usually happens on stag doos

your husband got tarred and feathered last nite

by craig March 12, 2003

right hand limit

Using your right hand to get your pud off. Most commonly performed by male Calculus teachers or students.

Hey Bob...The other day I was on the shitter taking the natural log when the dude in the next stall was taking the right hand limit!

by Craig November 3, 2003