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Who's this little nobshit?
Nobshit by J C S Newin June 25, 2017
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Oi, nobshiner! Get your hand off it!
nobshiner by nobshinerous August 18, 2003
head job...to shine sum ones nob or suck ther nob
fuck deyan stop shining william panagopoulos'z nob
:but i cant help it
nobshine by blind October 3, 2003

Nob-shite 

Noun

Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
1st friend- "Gordon was telling me about how he shagged two birds and then jizzed all over them"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"
Nob-shite by littlegeaorge February 10, 2010
Deyan Blinky Stojanovski a.k.a Blinky Bill is a nob shining badhead cockluving kid.
Deyan:I was havin a dream about suckin Jlo's tits n it turned int a dik, but i kept suckin neway.
nobshine by bstylz September 3, 2003
Fukin Dumb Bitch Slapped Kunt Dat Finkz Hez Hard, Iz Bald and Choded and Gay=Mr.Mifsud is all that, fukin nobshine.
Bernie : Sir do u hav sum supa glue or sum shit?

Mifsud :Wat?

Wat a fukin idiot, i wanna kill him.
nobshine by bstylz August 31, 2003
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