nobs 

stands for NO Bull Shit. can be a motto or a way of life

i live with nobs

she so doesnt understand nobs

nobs by anonymous11212121 April 16, 2011

nobs 

no bullshit

oh he stink
yeah nobs

nobs by nobsuser August 27, 2022

Nobs 

Nobs are freshman at The Citadel (a military college in South Carolina).

Also used as an insult.

At the Citadel, nobs are not allowed to walk on sidewalks, and must enter buildings through the rear door.

"Give me back my bracelet, you nob!"

Nobs by trisarahtop May 2, 2006

Jigger Nobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"

Jigger Nobs by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 3, 2023

Fakin Nobs whith cheeta 

If you call someone a "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" using only the chatroom as you play a game, the other person will react angry even if he or she is clever enough to understand the obviousness of your wrong grammar.
The expression "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" is an engineered mean of psychological warfare with the only purpose to upset people who feel pride in winning online games.

1. The dumb person: Will be offended by the accusation of using cheats, while he or she plays fair and square.

2. The cheater: Is clever enough to see fake grammar, but stupid enough to think that winning with the use of cheats was worth anything. By reminding the cheater on the futility of his or her actions, the cheater is confronted with reality, which causes damage to any human brain.

3.The grammar nazi: Will be offended, simply because you are willingly using wrong grammar.

4.The over-analyzer: Will see through all of this, but waste so much energy on doing exactly that, that his or her gameplay looses it's edge.

This device can only generate a slight advantage, but in it's ultimate systematic it will even upset you, as you realize that using it is in fact cheating and you just now went through all four stages yourself.

Progamer43: Lool headshot.
SupaMen123: Faking Nobs whith cheeta
Progamer43: ????
>Profit
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Troll: Why didn't it work?
Zen Master: You wrote fakin Nobs whith cheeta, but you must capitalize the first two words. Only then the total annoyance of Faking Nobs whith cheeta will unfold.
Troll: Stop using that on me!

Fakin Nobs whith cheeta by Jimmylou March 7, 2015

probs nobs 

A way of saying "probably" when you're not actually certain of the likelihood, much less have interest in, the topic of discussion. See antonym at probs not.

Tom: Do you think he's actually going to collect our homework?
You: Probs nobs. Just change the header of your last paper, I'm sure he won't notice.

probs nobs by Mitchell Lane May 11, 2008

go where the big nobs hang out

australian expression for micturition

I'm going to go where the big nobs hang out

go where the big nobs hang out by peter b lewis July 15, 2006