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Noemi
If you are lucky enough to find a Noemi, never let her go. She will change your world for the better. Because of her, you will become more studious, sporty, hard-working (although not as hard-working as her because that’s almost impossible), self-confidence and much happier in life. It’s because of her that you dare to be just yourself. She is the most loyal, beautiful (on the inside and outside), hard-working and kindest person. You know you can go to her with every problem or funny thing you experienced that day, and she will take you seriously. After every time you spend time together, you’ll feel so much better about yourself. She cheers you up, makes you happy every time and spending time with her is a precious gift no matter what you do. It can just be studying together, and it makes one of the best days of the week just because it means being with her. It’s a bond that gets stronger every day even after years and that is the beautiful thing about having a Noemi. You can’t get enough of her because she is so inspiring, funny, kind, supporting and she teaches you so much about life. Because of her, you will be able to understand the world and life better. You can talk with her for 24h hours a day and it would never get annoying. If you find a Noemi, keep her! I’m the happiest person because I was able to find my Noemi and I know I would do anything to not lose her.
Noemi by Alpacaunicorn December 5, 2021
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nobelium uranium
A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.
Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.
Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018
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