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a dick which is so short, that it does not "hang" over the ballsack; thus sticking straight up, and having no difference between limp and hard in length or size.
he tried to triz; thats when I saw he had no bend
no bend by Weso April 9, 2007
Words you can keep
Something which does not have a bend.
"No bend - like a drag racing track"
no bend by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003
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A derogatory term for an individual, like Nob but more insulting.
Peter is such a nob-end.
Nob-end by TheDailyRant May 17, 2005
Theoretically..

The tip of a males genetalia.

Can also mean:

Dumb, Idiot All sort's

E.g: I spent $100.00 on this bottle of beer.. "You Nob end"
nob end by Kierts April 19, 2006
this is related to the name calling of a idiot, or a complete wanker, certainly not a kool person
"hey do u know that nobend called hannah?"
nobend by thomas wilkin August 14, 2008

Nobend Island

A place where irritating or inappropriate people must be sent to. Once people are in Nobend Island they cam still be seen by all but are actually in a parallel dimension to us. They must redeem themselves in order to depart Nobend Island.
Sentenced:
Alex: Lolage you're such a fag you n00b.
Jay: What're you on about?
Alex: *Says more unfunny things*
Jay: Nobend Island. Now.

To depart:

Alex: *Gives Jay a cookie*
Jay: *Munches* ... You can leave Nobend Island.
Nobend Island by Chelseh F February 22, 2008

nobendium 

Nobendium - an alloy of unobtanium, titanium, and cobalt, used in the Outsiders family ships as a structural material.
The Puppeteer ordered some nobendium spars for his light sail control pod.
nobendium by fasteddy August 8, 2006
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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