nitpicking

Verb-
Looking for small or unimportant errors or faults, esp. in order to criticize unnecessarily.

My nitpicking ass friends always want to pick fights over the littlest things.

by allay808 October 30, 2013

nitpick

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.

Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.

by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005

Nit Picker

Someone who always has to be right and is constantly correcting you

"That's wrong you fagot. The answer is 75" the nit picker said

by Prettylittleliars763 October 22, 2015

nit picker

{Fussy} {moaner} {nagger} {hassler}

a nit picker is someone who picks holes in everything you do

by Prof Stretch June 23, 2006

nitpick

When someone (who may have been recently pwned) Will dig up any random shit to try to get back at you or to make you look wrong.

John - Yeah, there is no way that the4 skatepark will open by january

Nitpicker - What was that? I didnt know of an english word called "The4"

John - It was a typo u asshole...

Nitpicker - Since when is U a word? I always thought there was a Y and an O in front of it, but thats just me *Rolls eyes*

by Pacman12 August 18, 2007

Nitpickery

The high crime of excessive, minute, and unusually unwarranted criticism.

Time to call The Razor, Ponce's being held for nitpickery again!

by indomatt239 September 14, 2008

nutkicker

One who is skilled in the art of kicking someone in the nuts.

Johnny was comparing me in bed to how his Ex was ion the sack . It was so rude of him so I showed him that unlike her, I was also a nutkicker. That shut his rude ass right up. There was no comparison to that.

by Hula_girlkicksit October 21, 2017