nutkicker

One who is skilled in the art of kicking someone in the nuts.

Johnny was comparing me in bed to how his Ex was ion the sack . It was so rude of him so I showed him that unlike her, I was also a nutkicker. That shut his rude ass right up. There was no comparison to that.

nutkicker by Hula_girlkicksit October 21, 2017

nutsacker 

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks

Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.

nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

nutcocker 

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

nutcocker by Laika December 30, 2003

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Nutsucker Pussypucker by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

nutsackery by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008

nutbucker 

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.

Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

nutbucker by yahomeskilletcracker March 3, 2008

Nitpickery 

The high crime of excessive, minute, and unusually unwarranted criticism.

Time to call The Razor, Ponce's being held for nitpickery again!

Nitpickery by indomatt239 September 14, 2008