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For some reason this word really offends people, maybe because of the exceptionally crude sound of the word, or maybe because talking about the female genitalia is still considered unnaceptable. Either way, people cannot seem to comprehend that it is just a word, making it a great thing to say around tight ass pussies to piss them off.
I especially enjoy seeing feminists who talk about penises all day wince when I say cunt. Makes me so giddy inside.
by oh shit i'm dead February 23, 2005

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People say suicide is selfish and cowardly. That's bullshit. It's more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit, just so you can keep them around because they make you happy or some shit. It is not they're duty to keep you happy whilst they go through hell, you fucking morons.
Someone decided their live was no longer living, so when they killed themselves, all the sensible people who loved them felt very sad, but realised that it would be selfish to expect them to go on living, just for their own pleasure.
by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

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People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.
Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.
by oh shit i'm dead February 04, 2005

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The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.
It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.
by oh shit i'm dead February 05, 2005

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Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.
Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.
by oh shit i'm dead April 03, 2005

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All I have to say is HAL is a scarier character than any gay fucking Freddy Kruegar.
Holy shit, HAL used that pod to throw that dude into deep space. What a badass motherfucker!
by oh shit i'm dead January 31, 2005

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Guns N' Roses album whose quality will never be met by any other album by Guns N' Roses, including Chinese Democracy.
1. Welcome to the Jungle
2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen
by oh shit i'm dead February 03, 2005

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