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netdecker 

1. One who goes online in pursuit of a partial or whole successful deck of cards in games like Hearthstone, Magic: The Gathering, etc.
Quit being a fucking netdecker, Jmar!
netdecker by buttercup13 April 13, 2014

Nitpickery 

The high crime of excessive, minute, and unusually unwarranted criticism.
Time to call The Razor, Ponce's being held for nitpickery again!
Nitpickery by indomatt239 September 14, 2008

nondickeryment 

The act of not being a dick.
My iTunes is finally working again! I wonder if this nondickeryment is here to stay.


Come on, you're too nice. I'm sick of your nondickeryment; show some spine!
nondickeryment by LizPresto March 3, 2009

jared naicker 

Such an inspiration if u want to be an annoying person.
Ahhh why you touched?, Jared Naicker don't get touched plz 😭💀
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS
One who is skilled in the art of kicking someone in the nuts.
Johnny was comparing me in bed to how his Ex was ion the sack . It was so rude of him so I showed him that unlike her, I was also a nutkicker. That shut his rude ass right up. There was no comparison to that.
nutkicker by Hula_girlkicksit October 21, 2017

Batdickery 

absolute and utter nonsense.
origionated from batdick which is a mis-pronounciation of spastic. Batdickery is a completely random yet funny and smart sounding thing to say when you see something wierd.
What is this batdickerry?

This is absolute batdickerry!

Batdickery sounds like it is Batdickery!

That movie was...was....IT WAS BATDICKERY!!! BLARG!
Batdickery by Robin the Robin January 28, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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