newten 

newten is cool👍

“hey it’s newten”
“ok”

newten by anonymous_user278291919 June 25, 2023

Newted 

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

Juice Newton 

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".

Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.

Juice Newton by Nomen Nescio June 4, 2007

newtina 

Newtina is the pairing of newt scamander and tina goldstein.

Friend 1: i ship newtina
Friend 2: nah i ship tina and credence
Friend 1: gtfo

newtina by hinnylove April 3, 2017

joey newton 

a fagit

joey newton is a big gaye fagit

joey newton by big cock rick December 18, 2018

Newton Abbot 

A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it

Lets go to Newton Abbot today......

What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!

Newton Abbot by S.17 December 2, 2011

ham newton

To indulge in an activity to the highest degree.

Mike Guzzi shouldn’t of smoked so much last night. He was really going ham Newton!

ham newton by Auto February 23, 2019