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English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
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Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.
Look at John, he's totally newted.
by ud40 March 11, 2005
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When a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.
John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.
by wolfmanmos January 22, 2012
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