First heard, August 24th, during closing shift at a large international clothing retailer, in reference to a request though can be used in different contexts.

"please neatinize the store" I.e. ensure that everything is neat, everything in its palce.
"Jon Doe needs to neatinize his hair down there, as it is like going on a hunting expedition to find the goods!"

Neatinize by Hannah August 24, 2004

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newtonize

An intense medical disorder that occurs when a teenager, usually of the female gender, moves from Brookline to Newton.
Some syptoms include:
saying "like" far too much,
the purchasing of So Lows and other branded clothing,
excessive straightening or curling of hair,
a newly found obsession with male celebrities,
an unceasing desire to be skinny,
the following of trends,
the joining of cliques, ect.
Resisting Newtonization is extremely hard. The only way to do so is by keeping strong ties with friends from Brookline.

It was so sad when moved to Newton. Now all she wants to do is stare at boys, shop at Hollister, and curl her hair. She's completely Newtonized!

newtonize by woooh September 28, 2007

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neuterized

The end state of neuterization.

Some social engineers hope for a neuterized, utopian world.

neuterized by Melissa Clouthier August 28, 2006

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