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Neintendo 

A mocking label given to Nintendo, often by people with an extreme hatred or distrust of the company.
Guy 1: Did you get the new Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2: Hell no, i'd prefer to stay the hell away from Neintendo...
Neintendo by Chance4Doom December 19, 2018
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niten ichi ryu 

Niten Ichi Ryu also known as Nito Ryu (Japanese to English trans: the school of two swords) was a form of Kenjutsu (Japanese swordsmanship) created by the legendary sword-saint Musashi Miyamoto (birth name : Takezo Shinmen.)

The style is mostly noted for it's use of using two swords in harmony as one...one to parry, and the other to kill (ex.)

From what I understand of the style's history, Musashi was highly trained by his father in Juttejutsu (skill w/ a steel truncheon) in both standard Jutte, and the Manji-jutte (cross shaped truncheon.)

The jutte is a defensive/offensive tool that switches between the two at a blink....the precursor to the modern Sai used to Okinawan kobudo....
A lateral parry w/ a Shoto (short sword) with a counter cut using the Daito (long sword) is a classic example of Nito Ryu (aka Niten Ichi Ryu.)
to make neat, to spice up, to clean up
prolly wouldnt take long to neaten it up
neaten by Dick Dasterdly August 19, 2003
Excess of Facial Hair... seasonally. Claims to be able to perform magic tricks. Crazy when sleep deprived.
Girl 1: Is that a man or is that a walking beard?
Girl 2: That's a Neten.
neten by Gabriel Garcia Marquez December 1, 2013
Semi-popular pairing belonging to the Naruto fandom involving the Characters Hyuuga Neji and Tenten.

Gently but consistently hinted at throughout the series, the pairing has been backed up by hints such as the following few:
The two of them usually shown training and hanging around together; Tenten's admiration and worry for Neji; That Neji, usually quite chauvanistic, respects her; Neji saving Tenten from drowning/holding her up.

Although the pairing seems to be chastised by fans of other pairings involving either Neji or Tenten (eg - TenLee, NejiSaku, NejiHina) it is one watched closely as one of the top 5 non-yaoi Naruto pairings.
Fangirl #1: NejiTen is cool!
Fangirl #2: WTFNOYOUDIDNT! NejiHina!
Fangirl #1: Aaaaahdonttouchme! -Runs away-
NejiTen by Jeronimoe November 30, 2005

neatenize 

(verb) the act of organizing and cleaning up.
"While I'm gone, why don't you neatenize this shelf."
neatenize by Joe Henry April 3, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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