A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.

N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.

"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"

"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."

Noyfriend by Helen1986 July 17, 2006

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NoFriendsDiseaseItis

The disease of the lonely and pathetic, characterized by a marked lack of any sort of friends. It is speculated that not even the mother of one with this condition even cares for him or her, and there is no known cure nor will there ever be one.

"Why does this guy keep trying to hang with us all the time? He's like a satellite..."

"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."

NoFriendsDiseaseItis by Daem0n February 10, 2009

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nonfriendwhoreyness

Someone who does not obsessively try to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending feature" (such as MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Red vs Blue and all other websites with such a function.)

"I pride myself in nonfriendwhoreyness!" said the non-friendwhore.

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nofriendo

a nick name for the nintendo game system that pretty much speaks for itself. constant video gaming + no friends

What you going to play nofriendo all night long or are you going out.

nofriendo by chillcat May 30, 2003

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ninfriendo

Someone who only hangs out with you because you have the latest console.

"Sam's not really a friend Mom, he only wants to hang out because I have the Xbox 9001. He's a Ninfriendo to the max."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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