ninfriendo 

Someone who only hangs out with you because you have the latest console.

"Sam's not really a friend Mom, he only wants to hang out because I have the Xbox 9001. He's a Ninfriendo to the max."

ninfriendo by Youredoingitwrong June 4, 2016

nonfriendwhoreyness 

Someone who does not obsessively try to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending feature" (such as MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Red vs Blue and all other websites with such a function.)

"I pride myself in nonfriendwhoreyness!" said the non-friendwhore.

nonfriendwhoreyness by Count3D July 10, 2007

nofriendo

a nick name for the nintendo game system that pretty much speaks for itself. constant video gaming + no friends

What you going to play nofriendo all night long or are you going out.

nofriendo by chillcat May 30, 2003

nonfriending 

The act of neither confirming nor ignoring a facebook friend request, thereby leaving the friend request that is "awaiting confirmation" hovering in your friend request box indefinitely, leaving the requester completely powerless.

Janie: Hey, did you ever respond to that friend request from Kathleen?

Elena: No way! I totally nonfriended her. She can keep waiting.

Janie: Nonfriending is the only way to go with that crazy bitch. You wouldn't want her to facestalk you anyways.

nonfriending by the antifriend February 9, 2010

nonfriendable 

Can't make friends with

I was feeling nonfriendable today because he laughed at me.

nonfriendable by adiedoll January 20, 2015

Nofriendo

Slang used for a gamer that does nothing but play video games his whole life.

Fuck that kid, let him go play his Nofriendo

Nofriendo by Brian Ming September 17, 2005

Nofriendo

No friends as the direct result of playing too many video games.

He just sits around playing Nofriendo all day.

Too much nintendo leads to Nofriendo.

Nofriendo by ninjet June 11, 2006