Noyfriend

A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.

N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.

"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"

"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."

by Helen1986 July 17, 2006

Your New Boyfriend

is an arsehole...

"Woo!" -Wilbur Soot, Your New Boyfriend

by sitsonatable January 27, 2021

Boyfriendish

1) Someone who has characteristics of a boyfriend.

2) Refers to a guy whom one is dating but he has not become a boyfriend quite yet.

1) Sam is so boyfriendish.

2) Sam is just my boyfriendish, I guess.

by CryinNow September 14, 2019

boyfriendaudio

an Anonymous asmr youtuber who makes audios to comfort people (specifically females) and helps people with depression, anxiety, body image issues and many other topics

“i’m so lonely and sad”
“you should listen to boyfriendaudio”

by forbiddenfairyliquid January 16, 2021

Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.

“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.

by beckynot March 28, 2020

Festival Boyfriend

When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.

She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.

by Rodd McTodd July 22, 2016

Wife's Boyfriend

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.

No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

by Pogface_063 July 7, 2020