newfriend

A nicer version of "newfag" used on some SFW sites, notably canv.as.

Wow, OP is such a newfriend.

newfriend by Can.on May 12, 2011

Newfield High School 

A shitty pizza hut in the 631. You got it all here, overpopulated classes, "Newfield Sleeps", victim-blaming administration, fine-ass sports teams, teachers and students committing love in Spain on language trips, disengaging lessons, and some green ass meatballs.

Dude, you went to Newfield High School? -Person 1
Yeah, you remember their green-ass meatballs? - Person 2

Newfield High School by Newfield Guy 101 December 3, 2021

New Friend Request 

The one thing middle school girls pray for at night.

A great way to make someone feel like they actually have friends.

A phrase which often causes the elderly to become baffled, then irritated, and then baffled again. Frequently accompanied by a facial expression which illustrates confusion.

The downfall of the technological revolution in one term.

The name of a song by the band Evergreen Terrace.

Suzie: "I cant wait any longer to check my myspace page!"

Bystander 1: "Why do you think that girl is running frantically into the library?"

Bystander 2: "I have an idea."

Bystander 1: "Yeah, she must be anxious to check her Myspace for New Friend Requests."

New Friend Request by Ecamsan007 August 26, 2009

new friend crush 

N. The instance when you make a new friend that you want to hang out with ALL the time, only to get sick of them a few weeks later.

Girl 1-"Hey I gotta go, I have to hang out with Sydney"

Girl 2-"What happened to Trudy? I thought you guys were BFF..."

Girl 1-"Oh that was just a new friend crush, its all about Sydney now."

new friend crush by Carrie Duway November 12, 2007

Noyfriend 

A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.

N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.

"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"

"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."

Noyfriend by Helen1986 July 17, 2006

Newfield High School 

a high school in the Middle Country school district in Suffolk County that looks like a pizza hut. becoming populated with more and more blacks these days (still about 90% white people). random fights that get broken up after 5 sec occur every day.

1 - When did you get pregnant?
2 - When I went to Newfield High School.

Newfield High School by The Wolverine January 9, 2009

Newfield 

A small town near Ithaca NY that people think is in the middle of nowhere. Very spread out. Lots of rednecks. Everyone comes together for simple things such as the school play or basket ball games. People may think they can't wait to get out of there, but if someone comes in that could threaten their community they get very defensive. Everybody knows everybody and it doesn't take long for word to get around. A place with history (Covered Bridge is there, along with a building where Teddy Roosevelt gave a speech).

I'm from Newfield. I know you don't know where that is but I have so many memories there. It's where I grew up.

Newfield by blahblahblah5678 February 22, 2011