11 definitions by Count3D

Action porn. When big, testosterone-laden action movies have all the editing beats of a sex film. Dialogue is delivered with fake enthusiasm, followed by bursting gunfire, theatrical chases, and the inevitable big-bang finale.
Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay’s latest blockbuster destructorama has all their usual trademarks.
by Count3D June 20, 2007
Alternative rock band based in Cambridge, Massachusetts that consists of Nico, Jeff, Martha and Brandon. They are most famous for creating the theme to the popular machinima series Red vs. Blue, "Blood Gulch Blues".
Did you hear Trocadero play in Toronto!? Brought down the house.
by Count3D July 20, 2007
Lighten the fuck up.
omg, we're gonna be late!!!!

Dude, ltfu!
by Count3D July 3, 2007
A "biographical picture." A film that dramatizes the life of an actual person or people. Differs from films “based on a true story” or “historic films” in that they attempt to comprehensively tell a person’s life story or at least the most historically important years of their lives.
The People vs. Larry Flynt, Blow and Monster are biopics with dubious historical figures.
by Count3D October 26, 2007
Kickass, Emmy award winning CG show. Autobot descendants the Maximals battle against Decepticon descendants the Predacons.

Very well-received by Transformers fans and non-fans because of its inventive story, beautiful imagery and badass characters.
"So for now, let the battle be here... on this strange, primitive world... and let it be called.... BEAST WARS!!!!"

-Optimus Primal, leader of the Maximals, Episode 1
by Count3D October 2, 2007
Synonymous modification of epic.

When something is so incredibly unbelievably unforgettable that words fail you, that is epik. It's basicially something fucking awesome.
Did you see that meme? It was epik.
by Count3D June 18, 2007
Adjective meaning consistently and irresistibly interesting. Typically refers to a book that is so well written and entertaining as to be difficult to (literally) put down and pause away from.
Have you read the latest Harry Potter? It's unputdownable.
by Count3D July 22, 2007