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father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew 

Pigskin referring to a decoy grenade in the video game Counter Strike Global Offensive.
"yo yellow, Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew"

"Blue 22' Blue 22, hut hut hike. toss me that pigskin nephew, toss me that pigskin!"

Nephew Bop 

The Nephew Bop is a "dance" popularized by Samm which consists in acting like paramedics are performing CPR on your ass (Zings nephew went out cause of a cardiac arrest).
Zings Baljeet The Third of Timbuktu, which nephew got spawn killed (not even after 3 months of life) in a hospital bed is now on the verge of pulling a "zings sister".
(Note: Zings sister unalived herself after the "loss" of her son)
"bro what you think bout zings gettin exposed for watching hentai?" "Nephew Nephew bopping punching my hips"

Netherite Hoe 

|Achievement Unlocked!| Serious Dedication

Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a hoe, and then reevaluate your life choices.
Steve 1: Hey look i made a netherite hoe
Steve 2: wtf dude you made the most useless item in the game. WHY in the world would you make a netherite hoe?!
Steve 1: I have nothing else to do Sad face :C
Netherite Hoe by Herr Leutnant February 4, 2021

call with the Netherlands 

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.
Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

Netherite 

Fictional alloy, which is stronger than diamonds, in the videogame, Minecraft. You find debris in the dimension "Nether" and can convert that to netherite scrap which you combine with gold to make this godlike material. With this, you can make any tool/armor, that you normally can with diamonds and iron. You can also make blocks of netherite. Netherite was added into the game in 2020's "The Nether Update" and made diamond a weird middleman for many in the progression tree of Minecraft.

Note that there is an in-game achievement for crafting a netherite hoe in the game, "Serious Dedication", widely considered the most useless item in the game.
"1v1 me bro, I got diamonds"
"You fool! I have already reached the much superior netherite stage"
"Oh no! Show mercy!"
Netherite by MasterMysterie October 24, 2020