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Dense Nethers
1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.
2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”
2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”
Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”
Dense Nethers by Dense Nether December 31, 2025
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Netherite Hoe
|Achievement Unlocked!| Serious Dedication
Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a hoe, and then reevaluate your life choices.
Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a hoe, and then reevaluate your life choices.
Steve 1: Hey look i made a netherite hoe
Steve 2: wtf dude you made the most useless item in the game. WHY in the world would you make a netherite hoe?!
Steve 1: I have nothing else to do Sad face :C
Steve 2: wtf dude you made the most useless item in the game. WHY in the world would you make a netherite hoe?!
Steve 1: I have nothing else to do Sad face :C
Netherite Hoe by Herr Leutnant February 4, 2021
call with the Netherlands
The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.
Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?
Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .
Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .
call with the Netherlands by KBomb August 11, 2016
Netherite
Fictional alloy, which is stronger than diamonds, in the videogame, Minecraft. You find debris in the dimension "Nether" and can convert that to netherite scrap which you combine with gold to make this godlike material. With this, you can make any tool/armor, that you normally can with diamonds and iron. You can also make blocks of netherite. Netherite was added into the game in 2020's "The Nether Update" and made diamond a weird middleman for many in the progression tree of Minecraft.
Note that there is an in-game achievement for crafting a netherite hoe in the game, "Serious Dedication", widely considered the most useless item in the game.
Note that there is an in-game achievement for crafting a netherite hoe in the game, "Serious Dedication", widely considered the most useless item in the game.
"1v1 me bro, I got diamonds"
"You fool! I have already reached the much superior netherite stage"
"Oh no! Show mercy!"
"You fool! I have already reached the much superior netherite stage"
"Oh no! Show mercy!"
Netherite by MasterMysterie October 24, 2020
netheism
Being a netheist, supersymmetry is false-religion to me! I accept only statistically significant experimental data! Netheism doesn't accept Jesusifications!
The Netherlands
A small country in Western Europe which maintains an illusion of insignificance while it is actually controlling the world through a shadow government and a international underground tunnel system which they use to control the world's supply of Clogs, Tulips, Cheese, and other farm products. One would think Cannabis to be included but it is not actually produced in the Netherlands. It's allies are BeLuxiumbourg, and the People's Republic of Canada.
The government of The Netherlands is displeased with your findings.
The Netherlands by Blumiru May 9, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.