nessle

To strike or hit somebody's man-boobs with a blunt, and often hard, object.

The assailant or attacker usually exclaims "Nessle!" immmediately after the act has been commited.

Stephany nessled me in the hall today after I told her to suck my ass in 2nd Period.

by thanksamillionz May 24, 2005

Taking A Nesselrodt

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

Nestle

An evil company that believes water is not a human right.

Nestle should be raided as a test run before area 51

by Random F. F. Dent July 15, 2019

Nessreen

A very intellectual and independent woman who spends most of her time singing, reading or making weird faces. She loves to try new things and tends to have an adventurous side but at the same time loves to be cuddled up in bed sipping on some tea. She eyes as black as the night sky and a smile that has the potential to brighten up an entire room.

- Oh my God, I have never seen someone more beautiful. Do you know her name?
- Yes, that girl is called Nessreen.

by Hng August 10, 2015

nessecary

So, you just spelled necessary wrong so y'know like why are you living?

"I might kill 3 people today"
"I don't think that is nessecary"
*read 8:53*

by Broken1210 September 14, 2019

Nessex

Nessex is currently one of the dubstep industries best original innovators as well as mainstream remixers. He's best known for his remix of Xilent - Choose Me II, being ranked among top ten Dubstep artists in the world, and also his extremely loyal soundcloud following.

Raver #1 "Who's that maniac dropping bass-bombs on stage?"
Raver #2 "Omg, that's NESSEX!" *Eargasms*

by Dubfan October 19, 2012

newsletter

1. An informative email message sent to a list of subscribers on a regular basis.

2. Spam messages sent on a regular basis to a purchased mailing list of non-consenting "subscribers".

3. An unsolicited spam message sent specifically to offend the recipients in order to provoke them into clicking an unsubscribe link that in reality enrolls them into mailing lists to be sold to spammers. See also spam riot.

Most newsletter recipients wonder how the heck they got subscribed to most of their newsletters.

by Downstrike August 23, 2005