nessie

Friendly nickname for the Loch ness Monster.

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

nessie

The sound of flatulence as it is expelled from the anus.

Nessie has been calling ever since I ate that chilli.

by moe the monkey January 5, 2009

nessie

Paddy Troy's friendly loch ness penis

a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney

Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!

i got into cold water and nessie shrivelled up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!

You mean im gonna be a daddy?

by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

Nessi

Nessi is a very smart, kind, generous and loving person with a big heart he likes art, science and math and is very loved by everyone.

Sam: here is nessi coming

John: yea he is so kind and nice bro he is good with everyone

by THE NMAER April 30, 2019

Nessie

- A nickname for someone named Vanessa
People named Nessie are wonderfully complete people, more than skin deep. Beauty drips off of them and when the drops evaporate, they become the silver linings of clouds. A Nessie has wondrous beautiful eyes sparkling with clever untold plots. The name 'Nessie' is notable for the near impossibility of speaking it without smiling.

Nessie! *smiles* what did I tell you about cleaning up after your pet Koala! are you listening Nessie!? *smiles*

by ap erson February 4, 2010

Nessie

A common named used to describe the mythical creature the Loch Ness Monster.
It's also know as the nickname for an extremely sweet boy. He is often seen joking around with his friends and being all arouNd happy and optimistic. He loves his family and his friends. He enjoys bowling, cars, and traveling.

Aww! Nessie is such a sweetheart!

by Lover of Snails September 8, 2010