nessler

Nessler- a person who thinks they’re the shit but they’re really not.

person 1: why u being such a nessler?
person2: tf is a nessler?
person 1: ur mom.

by nessler October 5, 2020

nessler

a person who thinks their the shit

person a - she’s such a fucking nessler istg

person b - tm hers so rude

by urmomisgayy October 5, 2020

nessler

when u think ur the shit but ur really not

person a - hers a nessler i swear

person b - she really is

by urmomisgayy October 5, 2020

nessler

A nessler is someone who thinks their bad or thinks their the shit

person a - *bully’s the quiet kid*
person b- ur such a fucking nessler kys

person a - Hers such a nessler
Person B- TRUST

by urmomisgayy October 5, 2020

Taking A Nesselrodt

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

Adrienne Nesser

One of the coolest women on the face of the earth. She's married to Billie Joe Armstrong, the gorgeous and talented lead singer and guitarist of American punk band Green Day, and no matter what you teenies care to believe, you are not competition for her and he will not divorce her to marry you. She manages to stay out of the annoyances of Hollywood and remain completely loyal to Billie Joe, as she also raises a family with him.

"Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love." -straight out of the horse's mouth, Billie Joe Armstrong

by S-a-r-a-h May 15, 2005

Adrienne Nesser

Adrienne Nesser, is the woman married to frontman Billie Joe Armstrong of punk band Green Day. They married on July 2nd 1994 and later had to sons, Joseph Marcicano Armstrong and Jakob Danger Armstrong.

Adrienne Nesser is the only woman I will ever love ~ Billie Joe Armstrong

by Rebecca Louise April 16, 2006