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Nessler- a person who thinks they’re the shit but they’re really not.
person 1: why u being such a nessler?
person2: tf is a nessler?
person 1: ur mom.
nessler by nessler October 5, 2020
Words you can keep
person a - she’s such a fucking nessler istg

person b - tm hers so rude
nessler by urmomisgayy October 5, 2020
when u think ur the shit but ur really not
person a - hers a nessler i swear

person b - she really is
nessler by urmomisgayy October 5, 2020
A nessler is someone who thinks their bad or thinks their the shit
person a - *bully’s the quiet kid*
person b- ur such a fucking nessler kys

person a - Hers such a nessler
Person B- TRUST
nessler by urmomisgayy October 5, 2020

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Adrienne Nesser 

One of the coolest women on the face of the earth. She's married to Billie Joe Armstrong, the gorgeous and talented lead singer and guitarist of American punk band Green Day, and no matter what you teenies care to believe, you are not competition for her and he will not divorce her to marry you. She manages to stay out of the annoyances of Hollywood and remain completely loyal to Billie Joe, as she also raises a family with him.
"Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love." -straight out of the horse's mouth, Billie Joe Armstrong
Adrienne Nesser by S-a-r-a-h May 15, 2005

Adrienne Nesser 

Adrienne Nesser, is the woman married to frontman Billie Joe Armstrong of punk band Green Day. They married on July 2nd 1994 and later had to sons, Joseph Marcicano Armstrong and Jakob Danger Armstrong.
Adrienne Nesser is the only woman I will ever love ~ Billie Joe Armstrong
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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