nerva

this womans absolutely insane. a bpd, anxiety disorder, nutjob. usually really hot and leaves a trail of destruction in her wake.

if you arent immediately put off by the weird vibes and constant jokes about murder she can be cool to hang with.

woah watch out, thats nerva. i heard she killed her ex-partner in a fit of rage

by rat_queen November 24, 2021

nerva

A 5'3 male with a big personality. You can often find him yelling slurs in his sleep. Don't give him alcohol! It activates an inner superpower that makes him unbearable ASF. The only three words in his vocabulary are watermelon, fuck, and chicken. He often ponders his self created moral dilemma in which one time he brought home a store bought rotisserie chicken, set it on the counter and fucked the shit out of it. He put it back in his fridge for some time and for dinner took it out for him to eat. He wonders: is there anything wrong with what he did? Nobody has ever found out and it was mostly harmless except for the third degree burns now present on his penis. Anyway, he ate watermelon after. Back to the subject at hand, Nerva is a short but mighty man. As often stated by those around him, it might be tiny but its mighty! Speaking of his height of course. His dark melanin chocolate covered skin is loved by every single person to grace his presence. The only thing that could ever elevate such presence is the action of him taking off his shirt. At his best, he is built like a fucking dorito; lately he has been laying on da snacks too much and not laying dat pipe. In his past time you can find him at his desk with his shmeat in his hands or lying in bed doing absolutely fucking nothing. Some may call him a bum. Others see him as a god. Me? Oh he's just Nerva.

Random white guy: yoooo its Nerva
Nerva: watermelon, fuck, chicken
Random white guy: yooooo you the guy who fucked da chicken!? GANGSTA
Nerva: yuh ha ha

Random white girl: haha
Random white girl's boyfriend: hey nerv-
Nerva: yo yo wait wait hold on shut up for a second rq
*Nerva runs off with white girl and takes her to pound town*

Chicken:
Nerva: watermelon, fuck, chicken
Chicken:
Nerva:

Random guy: You are acting so much like Nerva right now!
Random other guy: Lets fucking go! That means I am like a fucking gangster right!?
Random guy: no
Random other guy: bruh ion wanna be Nerva I wanna be Nicolas

by 271k June 9, 2025

ray narvaez jr

The only member of Achievement Hunter that is actually good at getting achievements. Has almost 400,000 gamerscore. He often jokes about being Puerto Rican (which he is). Also goes by his codename 'X-Ray' and is the second half of the 'X-Ray and Vav' duo, which consists of him and Gavin Free. Ray makes the Achievement Guides. His default Minecraft skin is Tuedo Steve, which is a reference to the character Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon.

Wow, Ray Narvaez Jr. is great at games.
Yeaah, did you hear he has almost 400,000 gamerscore?

OMG, Ray is sooo hawt, and he's good at games besides!

by RoseHawk January 25, 2014

neovanilluxe

cis female looking for attention pretending to be a transgender person. word is she will use you to clout and will twitter cancel you at the slightest inconvenience.

beck - have you seen sophie?
anne - yeah she's been so weird lately
beck - oh yeah absolutely a neovanilluxe, did you know she cancelled josh?
anne - for real?
beck - yeah he was only giving his point of view about lgbtq+ and she went off on him

by naeriie January 17, 2022

vashta nerada

Vashta Nerada were swarming, carnivorous beings. The name meant "the shadows that melt the flesh".

"Stay out of the shadows. They're not shadows. They're the vashta nerada

by -Timelord November 26, 2013

Nerak

Opposite of a karen
Young woman, typically brunette, gives people solutions to their problems.

Nerak installed some new stop signs for the council for no profit at all. She did this after a homeless boy she had fostered hit a speeding driver and died on his bicycle.

Nerak sold face masks near a supermarket. All of her profit went towards Coronavirus research. She helps employees of the supermarket by doing some of their work for them.

Nerak installed a wheelchair ramp at a parking lot and then vlogged about how bad she was at everything and that she needed to do some more good deeds

by Rogersdealer November 14, 2020

Nerageous

So ridiculously bad, its some how amazing

"Whoa, that is the most ridiculous fish purse but you are pulling it off so well! That ensemble is absolutely nerageous."

by Nayster September 30, 2009