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Naptical 

A combination of the words tactical and nap. A short slumber someone would go for, usually lasting about an hour, in order to restore strength and make them feel more able to accomplish tasks.

One might go for a naptical before a party, in order to stay awake longer.

Formed in the depths of Yorkshire, and often used by Northerners.
''I'm so tired, might just nip for a naptical''

''I feel so much better after that naptical, good call''

''Mate you look exhausted, reckon you need to go for a naptical''
Naptical by LisaEEEEEEE November 28, 2013
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London Nautical School 

The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.
Look at that homeless guy, probably went to London Nautical school
London Nautical School by Mr Bull September 24, 2017

nautical mile club 

Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club
With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.
nautical mile club by sailor17 January 4, 2007

Nautical Houdini 

A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.
I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.
Nautical Houdini by dawave182 January 18, 2008

Nautical Shloice

A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.

A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.

The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
Nautical Shloice by BMG2424 June 10, 2022

Nautical 

Anything relating to sailing.
Nautical by Sam Bickley January 30, 2005

Nautical Nonsense

It be somethin' you wish.

Kinky fish/human coitus.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish, gimp, FLOP ON THE DECK FOR IT!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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