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Lannister
In Roman times, gladiators were big money makers. A lannister was a guy who basically was a pimp for the gladiators. Different from a trainer of gladiators. He would usually be spotted in the prisoner camps after a war, picking out the men capable of handling a fight and sending off the rest to their vocations. An HR executive or a talent agency in modern parlance.
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lannister gold
When a person anal masturbates with an ear of corn so hard that the next day they shit kernels and blood
lannister gold by PTAsshole May 21, 2014
Lannister Steamer
When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him during a sexual act
Termed by the famous u/P4intsplatter
Termed by the famous u/P4intsplatter
Im so nervous about asking my sister to conduct the ‘ok Lannister Steamer on my while my girl runs out.
Lannister Steamer by SteelCityHands June 16, 2022
Lannister Steamer
"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"
Lannister Steamer by Propelhue June 15, 2022
Joffrey Lannister
Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,
He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son
shouldn't be king anymore.
Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.
Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son
shouldn't be king anymore.
Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.
Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
Joffrey Lannister by xIce_ April 9, 2015
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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