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A rich, famous, smart and medium sized human. Mostly male, and he is always pleasant to be with, jovial and funny
1. Lannister, we always pay our debts
2. Dat guy is a Lannister, he is rich
Lannister by LANNIBABA February 1, 2020
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In Roman times, gladiators were big money makers. A lannister was a guy who basically was a pimp for the gladiators. Different from a trainer of gladiators. He would usually be spotted in the prisoner camps after a war, picking out the men capable of handling a fight and sending off the rest to their vocations. An HR executive or a talent agency in modern parlance.
Julius, there is a lannister waiting for you at the court, he is here to negotiate the terms for the gladiatorial games next month
Lannister by verbiatch July 30, 2020
Pompous, online, gamer lacking in both talent and modesty. Usually found whining most of the time rather than working on improving skills. Hated by all.
That jaggov, Lannister, is a fuck all douchebag, that plane camps.
Lannister by Remover October 6, 2003

lannister gold 

When a person anal masturbates with an ear of corn so hard that the next day they shit kernels and blood
We went to a gay bar last night and I got trashed, I woke up this morning and found lannister gold
lannister gold by PTAsshole May 21, 2014

Lannister Steamer 

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him during a sexual act

Termed by the famous u/P4intsplatter
Im so nervous about asking my sister to conduct the ‘ok Lannister Steamer on my while my girl runs out.

Lannister Steamer 

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.
"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"
Lannister Steamer by Propelhue June 15, 2022

Joffrey Lannister 

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
Joffrey Lannister by xIce_ April 9, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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