by Zxno August 5, 2017
Get the neize dat mug.BOYS NOIZE (aka Kid Alex) is the stage name of Berlin-based DJ and producer ALEX RIDHA. Ridha (born in 1982, Hamburg) started producing and DJing at early age to find himself supporting the likes of Felix Da Housecat and DJ Hell in a matter of time. Nowadays Ridha himself is known as a one of the most valued electronic artists, awarded with the Independent Music Award in 2010 as well as 3 years in a row Best Electronic Artist on Beatport. He has a refreshing approach: not afraid to break new grounds, beaming a myriad of influences from his hip-hop and disco roots to create an innovatory sound. His DJ-sets are equally uplifting and he's regarded by many as one of the worlds' best DJs, not only technically but also as a showman. Seamlessly mixing and remixing on the spot, Ridha never fails to deliver high-powered and gripping sets: unforgettable experiences for the witnesses.
Ridha released his early work on labels such as International Deejay Gigolos Records, Kitsuné Music and Turbo Recordings. In order to retain full artistic freedom however, he established his imprint Boysnoize Records in 2005.His highly anticipated long players "OI OI OI" and its successor "POWER", the two long players that included contemporary anthems such as "Don't Believe The Hype", "&Down" and "Jeffer".
Ridha released his early work on labels such as International Deejay Gigolos Records, Kitsuné Music and Turbo Recordings. In order to retain full artistic freedom however, he established his imprint Boysnoize Records in 2005.His highly anticipated long players "OI OI OI" and its successor "POWER", the two long players that included contemporary anthems such as "Don't Believe The Hype", "&Down" and "Jeffer".
Me: Boys Noize all the way!!
Mau5 fan: Deadmau5 is better
Me: What the fuck has mainstream done to you?sure
deadmau5 is badass but think outside the box
(passes earphone)
(mau5 fan gets eargasm but denies it)
Mau5 fan: that is some good*cough*weird electro
Me: you mean unique and badass
(walks away with Boys Noize playing Jeffer)
Mau5 fan: Deadmau5 is better
Me: What the fuck has mainstream done to you?sure
deadmau5 is badass but think outside the box
(passes earphone)
(mau5 fan gets eargasm but denies it)
Mau5 fan: that is some good*cough*weird electro
Me: you mean unique and badass
(walks away with Boys Noize playing Jeffer)
by Electrolovingfuckhead8 December 16, 2011
Get the Boys Noize mug.Neiz is a god in people's eyes or maybe a robot he's that much of a beast and gets all the hooks. P.S has a 89 inch peen, also the king of jews.
"Did you see neiz tonight Abi?"
"Nah he's probably hooking up with hannah"
"Oh yeah I forgot, no duh"
"Nah he's probably hooking up with hannah"
"Oh yeah I forgot, no duh"
by Long Danglee sack May 12, 2019
Get the Neiz mug.This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.
This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.
Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.
ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.
Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.
ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
by mj9864 December 14, 2021
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by floatercheese March 25, 2017
Get the Nize mug."Nize It" is a phrase used to tell someone to be quiet or shut up, currently uknown to a majority of teachers, used in place of more vulgar or obscene phrase such as "Shut the F*uck up".
(people of authority nearby)
G: "yo B, you bring dat kush-"
B: "Nize it G, we'll talk later."
Teacher(in the middle of lecture): "so the electrons are-"
G: " just Nize it"
Teacher: " What does that mean mr. Green?"
S: "Um, it means i like your style."
Teacher: "You crazy kids and your slang these days."
G: "yo B, you bring dat kush-"
B: "Nize it G, we'll talk later."
Teacher(in the middle of lecture): "so the electrons are-"
G: " just Nize it"
Teacher: " What does that mean mr. Green?"
S: "Um, it means i like your style."
Teacher: "You crazy kids and your slang these days."
by Bramptonian Rhapsody November 22, 2011
Get the Nize It mug.A group of internet bullies that have too much time on their hands. Mostly in K-Pop fandom. They will nitpick Idols for the smallest thing. More likely to target female Idols than their male counterparts.
Fan 1:Did you hear the news about Seolhyun and Zico's breakup?
Fan 2:I did, I think it's horrible that netizens bullied Seolhyun about their relationship.
Fan 2:I did, I think it's horrible that netizens bullied Seolhyun about their relationship.
by bulbunny January 5, 2017
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