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Short for "Japaneser" and derived from the pronunciation of the word "Japanese." Used to provide a much cooler (and potentially more offensive) way of referring to the citizens of Japan.
What up, mah Neezer?
Neezer by Webster Aint Shit January 22, 2015
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Synonym for “penis
Yeah, she was ebbin on this neezer all night bro!”
Neezer by Croc_ December 12, 2021
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Annoying Person
similiar to an old geezer but the individual is usually in authority (boss) is constantly getting up everybody's nose
handing out shit and verbal abuse...

this could be the foreman on a construction site or an assitant director on a film set, usually yelling orders bootcamp style while suffering from inflated ego syndrome
"he's a right old bloody neezer"
neezer by ninesheets August 5, 2009

chode neezer 

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick
cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER
chode neezer by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008
A person of low socio-economic status with a propensity to steal.
"Neeger, get your filthy hands out of my Popeye's popcorn shrimp."

"Neeger, how many times do I gots to tell you I don't need no window wash? Look up, it's raining!"
neeger by Single teenage mother FTW November 29, 2009

Neener-neener 

Childish taunt typically used to express that the taunter is getting away with a sleight against the tauntee in some manner.
Once Jeremy got in the car he rolled down the windows and showed Ron the candy bar he filched from his backpack and shouted 'neener-neener' while rolling away.
Neener-neener by Doctor Wombo November 19, 2015

Neener-neener 

A childish taunt or jeer pronounced with a nasal sneer, for lack of a more intelligent retort to someone else's jeer or taunt, usually from a peer. Sometimes sung to the tune of "Ring-Around-the-Rosy" for really driving the point home.
My definition is better than all the other stupid definitions listed here - neener neener.
Neener-neener by Lenny Schafer October 2, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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