neglegate

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Being completely negligent in your responsibilities until somebody else does the job and then telling people you delegated it.

Dude, that chick is doing my job again for me so I can stay here playing agar.io. I love to neglegate!

neglegate by Ice Ice Kenny September 22, 2015

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Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH)

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.

My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) by NZH Prez May 25, 2011

negligate

Edit the video and/or audio of a clip to make (a) certain noun(s) seem and/or sound unpleasant.

The editor negligated a clip from America’s Got Talent to make Bonavega look like a guifakist.

negligate by LightTheEmber June 19, 2020

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Neglected

Implies giving insufficient attention to something that merits one's attention

The Brat is being neglected by the Anchovy.

Neglected by The_Brat January 6, 2009

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Text Neglecter

One who neglects texts from another.

(Conversation over text)
Sam: Hey
Sam: Heyy :)
Sam: HEY! :D
*no reply
Sam: Wow, you're a real Text Neglecter

Text Neglecter by 459437598437598435 May 23, 2011

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Neglected pecs

A name for man boobs

These aren't man boobs, they are neglected pecs.

Neglected pecs by mrpendle82 February 25, 2010

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Negletentative

A word used to annoy smart people with disco fro's

Jake your a negletentative cow

Negletentative by moo62 September 10, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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