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smells like a turd mixed with a piece of fish
what grants dick smells like after sex
anchovy by paul March 18, 2004
When two people cannot decide on the attractiveness of a third - usually when one person finds them hot and the other not. Much like the divisive reaction to finding anchovies on your pizza.
(Guy One) Dude she's hot!
(Guy Two) Fuck no, I've scraped better looking crap off my shoes.
(Together) ANCHOVY!
Anchovy by Miss Tessmacher October 8, 2010
An acronym meaning "Any Nigga Can Have Or Violate You". Used to describe a dumb bitch who ignores a guy who is genuinely interested in her to spend time with "the in crowd", "players" and people who have no respect for her.
Damn, that bitch is an anchovy! Look at her let those guys fondle her on the dance floor!
Anchovy by Bob Whyte August 19, 2016
Noun used to describe the form of female pubic hair that is neatly trimmed in a thin straight line similar to a canned anchovy fillet.
Jane: How do you take care of your business down there?

Eileen: I don't like it crowded down there, I have an anchovy.
Anchovy by heyyou21 October 23, 2009
The term "anchovy" is an adjective used to describe a person who promises to do something, but results in them going against their word. (Ex: Hypocrite)
Person 1: Hey, will you help me move out of my house tomorrow?

Person 2: Yea man, anything for a friend. I promise!

(The next day)
Person 1: Hey are you on your way?

Person 2: What? I never said i was coming over.

Person 1: Wow okay Anchovy.
Anchovy by L Nryh Qdmhnlh December 30, 2019

Anchovy Sundae 

Refers to a woman's vagina that is exceptionally smelly.
"I got her drawers off, but as I was getting down to it I caught a whiff of her fanny. Talk about toe rag this was an anchovy sundae!"
Anchovy Sundae by AKACroatalin March 30, 2015