by ronneh! December 21, 2005
Get the negligent mug.1. A Type of sexy nightgown made for men to impress a lady.
2. Négligee is for women, Négligent is for men.
3. Lingerie for men
(Sounds best when spoke with a french accent.)
2. Négligee is for women, Négligent is for men.
3. Lingerie for men
(Sounds best when spoke with a french accent.)
Justin wanted to impress his woman tonight and decided to wear some sexy négligent.
Anthony and his woman were having their anniversary and he decided to woo her with his stunning négligent.
Anthony and his woman were having their anniversary and he decided to woo her with his stunning négligent.
by Manhammer 1980 April 13, 2008
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1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.
2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)
2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)
When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.
After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.
After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.
by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013
Get the negligent discharge mug.The term used when a friend has been extremely busy that they haven't been able to communicate regularly with their friends.
Ashley: Hey Brittany, have you heard from Nick lately?
Brittany: He's always at work. He's totally committing negligent friendacide.
Brittany: He's always at work. He's totally committing negligent friendacide.
by Slikniky September 7, 2013
Get the Negligent Friendacide mug.Obviously, a play on negligent homicide.
At its core, the act of vomiting on a person, usually by failure to exercise care that normally would be expected of an individual. This is almost always committed by a heavily intoxicated individual. The guilty party will make no attempt to stop his or herself from vomiting, thus making it negligent.
May also be used to describe an act of throwing up anywhere inside someone's home, on someone's property, pets, car, or any place that makes it extremely annoying or difficult to clean.
The creator of the term has been thrown up on twice, once while talking to the guilty party, and once while driving, and yes, both times were considered negligent vomicide.
At its core, the act of vomiting on a person, usually by failure to exercise care that normally would be expected of an individual. This is almost always committed by a heavily intoxicated individual. The guilty party will make no attempt to stop his or herself from vomiting, thus making it negligent.
May also be used to describe an act of throwing up anywhere inside someone's home, on someone's property, pets, car, or any place that makes it extremely annoying or difficult to clean.
The creator of the term has been thrown up on twice, once while talking to the guilty party, and once while driving, and yes, both times were considered negligent vomicide.
"Steve just committed negligent vomicide. He threw up all over the back of Lindsay's head while she was driving."
"Kara isn't looking so good, better keep an eye on her before she commits 'the crime'." (The crime being, you guessed it, negligent vomicide.)
In response to someone vomiting all over someone's couch or coffee table, guy in room says "WHHoooaahh! Negligent!" (May be shortened to just 'negligent' in the heat of the moment).
"Kara isn't looking so good, better keep an eye on her before she commits 'the crime'." (The crime being, you guessed it, negligent vomicide.)
In response to someone vomiting all over someone's couch or coffee table, guy in room says "WHHoooaahh! Negligent!" (May be shortened to just 'negligent' in the heat of the moment).
by Kaos1010 February 14, 2012
Get the negligent vomicide mug.Negligent homocide - Improper care of being or relating to homosexuals, homosexuality, including obscene, grotesque; including but not limited to: pretending to be homosexual, calling person(s) homosexual when they aren't, or mocking a homosexual.
Negligent Homocide:
Example: "I skipped to the phone with my hands in the air acting in gayish mannerisms unknowingly"
Example 2: "I negligently called myself gay to friends, only to tell them 'I meant I was happy'; getting mad at them for thinking I was homosexual."
Example: "I skipped to the phone with my hands in the air acting in gayish mannerisms unknowingly"
Example 2: "I negligently called myself gay to friends, only to tell them 'I meant I was happy'; getting mad at them for thinking I was homosexual."
by canipleasegetwaffles September 28, 2023
Get the negligent homocide mug.She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023
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