neckonomics

What da Queen of Hearts should have considered before ordering so many beheadings.

Da King of Hearts --- while he, too, had a penchant for guillotine-related actions --- seemed to possess an at-least-somewhat greater sense of neckonomics than his hot-tempered wife had, realizing dat da finances of his kingdom would suffer greatly if most of his subjects were in two pieces instead of just one.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Necronomicondom

When you chop off a man's penis skin and put it over your own

You raise more than the dead with a Necronomicondom.

by StonyPegasus359 September 6, 2014

Necronomicunt

A woman who constantly links every day occurrences with paranormal/occult phenomenons.

"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."

by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014

Negronomics

The process of using "African American" gesture, and/or business sense to turn a profit. In most cases using the art of hustling, or gambling to get currency.

Negro 1: I got a hot-hand in the dice game tonight, and I'm sho' gon get me minez.
Negro 2: Yeah! We ballin' son
Random guy 1: What is going on here?
Negro 1: We playin' a dice game, stick around you can learn some negronomics from this.

by Jackofallaids March 21, 2008

Negronomics

Negronomics- is a branch of economics dealing with the performance, structure, behavior and decision-making of the entire Negro population. In most cases using the art of hustling, gambling, or the sale of illicit drugs to get currency.

1. Aight nigga im about to school you in some negronomics.
2. Ma'fuka i got my "PH G" in Negronomics

by cowhead330 January 24, 2011

necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003

necronomicon

A possibly lost book containing occult knowledge and wisdom. It was most prominently featured in the works of Lovecraft, and he later claimed that the book was his own invention. However, further investagations show references to the work "necronomicon" much older than Lovecraft so even if he did completely invent all the information in his "unspeakable necronomicon" it is still likely there was some old occult text of the same name that was just wiped from history as part of the cycle of book burnings and european wars.

A work called the "Necronomicon" may have existed, even if it wasn't anything like the book featured in Lovecraft's works.

by amdotaku January 30, 2005