geckonomics 

Da study of da financial status of da nationally-advertised insurance company featuring dat tiny green reptile spokesman wif a weird Cockney accent.

Maybe signing up for a certain company's insurance online is so easy dat a caveman could do it, but finding out da geckonomics of said insurance company might be a bit more difficult and complicated.

geckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Geeconomics 

Geeconomics refers to money owed between two parties is never transacted just in a continually state of plus and minuses. Note: someone is always up or down it's never equal

Person a: You owe for gas money, lunch and the tickets and I owe for the hotel room. You owe me 82

Person b: How about tomorrow I buy the beers at the game and we call it even

Person a: (to himself) gee this guy and his geeconomics at and he still owes for the shitshow on Halloween.

Geeconomics by Richard_Cranium123456 November 2, 2011

beckonomics 

Da money-related study of pretty ladies' performing da alluring "come hither" finger-gesture to passing mushy-hearted guys.

Da latest beckonomics research reveals dat seducing "vulnerable" men can indeed often better a lady's financial status in dat da attracted men will likely feel more like spending money on said attentive gal, but at da same time, she would do well to have a good supply of condoms on hand so dat said delightful lifestyle-and/or-bank-account-enriching encounters don't result in additional EXPENSES for her, which of course would tend to largely negate whatever financial gains she'd gleaned from her copious hobnobbing with said humans of da opposite gender.

beckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

reckonomics 

Can refer to either:
(1) a merely-guesswork-based study of da financial status of a particular nation, employment type, budgeting-procedure, etc., or
(2) da study of da success-to-failure ratio of people's just casually estimating their financial statuses, expenses versus earnings, investment viabilities, etc.

Da latest reckonomics research indicates dat country and city folks have about da same abilities and accuracy-rates when it comes to casual monthly budgeting and portfolio management.

reckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

deckonomics 

Da study of efficient loading for container ships for maximum profit.

What wif all da recent news of shipping-container disasters in ports and on da high seas, it appears dat there is a widespread lack of deckonomics in da water-based cargo-transporting world today!

deckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

heckonomics 

Da study of how much da use of profanity-euphemisms affects one's bottom line.

Mild shock-value may indeed make people take notice of your place of business, but one should definitely consult a heckonomics expert before deciding whether to go dat route in an attempt to boost sales.

heckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

neckonomics 

What da Queen of Hearts should have considered before ordering so many beheadings.

Da King of Hearts --- while he, too, had a penchant for guillotine-related actions --- seemed to possess an at-least-somewhat greater sense of neckonomics than his hot-tempered wife had, realizing dat da finances of his kingdom would suffer greatly if most of his subjects were in two pieces instead of just one.

neckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023