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beckonomics 

Da money-related study of pretty ladies' performing da alluring "come hither" finger-gesture to passing mushy-hearted guys.
Da latest beckonomics research reveals dat seducing "vulnerable" men can indeed often better a lady's financial status in dat da attracted men will likely feel more like spending money on said attentive gal, but at da same time, she would do well to have a good supply of condoms on hand so dat said delightful lifestyle-and/or-bank-account-enriching encounters don't result in additional EXPENSES for her, which of course would tend to largely negate whatever financial gains she'd gleaned from her copious hobnobbing with said humans of da opposite gender.
beckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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Baconomics 

The art of unlocking your financial potential and adding a sizzle to your income streams.
During my Baconomics course, we learned about the importance of having multiple streams of income to achieve our financial goals.
Baconomics by MemoriesGiveLife April 11, 2021

Baconomics 

1. The belief that adding bacon to any recipe will increase its appeal.
2. The tendency of elected officials to tack on funding projects to completely unrelated legislation.
1. "Tell me again why you added bacon to these chocolate chip cookies." "Baconomics, dude - bacon makes everything taste better!"
2. "The US Senate added funding for a highway building project in Iowa to the bill giving cattle in California the right to vote in local elections."
Baconomics by Urban Sprawl Mama January 19, 2013

Baconomics 

Baconomics is the art of ulitilizing all of the bacon in a package instead of using 3-4 pieces then leaving the rest in the fridge to spoil
After I cooked breakfast this morning, I used good baconomics and fried up the rest of the bacon in the pack to make BLTs for lunch!

Wow! How Baconomical of you!
Baconomics by So She Says July 2, 2019

reckonomics 

Can refer to either:
(1) a merely-guesswork-based study of da financial status of a particular nation, employment type, budgeting-procedure, etc., or
(2) da study of da success-to-failure ratio of people's just casually estimating their financial statuses, expenses versus earnings, investment viabilities, etc.
Da latest reckonomics research indicates dat country and city folks have about da same abilities and accuracy-rates when it comes to casual monthly budgeting and portfolio management.
reckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

deckonomics 

Da study of efficient loading for container ships for maximum profit.
What wif all da recent news of shipping-container disasters in ports and on da high seas, it appears dat there is a widespread lack of deckonomics in da water-based cargo-transporting world today!
deckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

heckonomics 

Da study of how much da use of profanity-euphemisms affects one's bottom line.
Mild shock-value may indeed make people take notice of your place of business, but one should definitely consult a heckonomics expert before deciding whether to go dat route in an attempt to boost sales.
heckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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