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beckonomics

Da money-related study of pretty ladies' performing da alluring "come hither" finger-gesture to passing mushy-hearted guys.
Da latest beckonomics research reveals dat seducing "vulnerable" men can indeed often better a lady's financial status in dat da attracted men will likely feel more like spending money on said attentive gal, but at da same time, she would do well to have a good supply of condoms on hand so dat said delightful lifestyle-and/or-bank-account-enriching encounters don't result in additional EXPENSES for her, which of course would tend to largely negate whatever financial gains she'd gleaned from her copious hobnobbing with said humans of da opposite gender.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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Baconomics

The art of unlocking your financial potential and adding a sizzle to your income streams.
During my Baconomics course, we learned about the importance of having multiple streams of income to achieve our financial goals.
by MemoriesGiveLife April 11, 2021
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Baconomics

1. The belief that adding bacon to any recipe will increase its appeal.
2. The tendency of elected officials to tack on funding projects to completely unrelated legislation.
1. "Tell me again why you added bacon to these chocolate chip cookies." "Baconomics, dude - bacon makes everything taste better!"
2. "The US Senate added funding for a highway building project in Iowa to the bill giving cattle in California the right to vote in local elections."
by Urban Sprawl Mama January 19, 2013
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Baconomics

Baconomics is the art of ulitilizing all of the bacon in a package instead of using 3-4 pieces then leaving the rest in the fridge to spoil
After I cooked breakfast this morning, I used good baconomics and fried up the rest of the bacon in the pack to make BLTs for lunch!

Wow! How Baconomical of you!
by So She Says July 2, 2019
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reckonomics

Can refer to either:
(1) a merely-guesswork-based study of da financial status of a particular nation, employment type, budgeting-procedure, etc., or
(2) da study of da success-to-failure ratio of people's just casually estimating their financial statuses, expenses versus earnings, investment viabilities, etc.
Da latest reckonomics research indicates dat country and city folks have about da same abilities and accuracy-rates when it comes to casual monthly budgeting and portfolio management.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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deckonomics

Da study of efficient loading for container ships for maximum profit.
What wif all da recent news of shipping-container disasters in ports and on da high seas, it appears dat there is a widespread lack of deckonomics in da water-based cargo-transporting world today!
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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geckonomics

Da study of da financial status of da nationally-advertised insurance company featuring dat tiny green reptile spokesman wif a weird Cockney accent.
Maybe signing up for a certain company's insurance online is so easy dat a caveman could do it, but finding out da geckonomics of said insurance company might be a bit more difficult and complicated.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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