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heckonomics 

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Da study of how much da use of profanity-euphemisms affects one's bottom line.
Mild shock-value may indeed make people take notice of your place of business, but one should definitely consult a heckonomics expert before deciding whether to go dat route in an attempt to boost sales.
heckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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hoeconomics 

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The branch of knowledge concerned with the decision making rules(minmax strategems) of females in general, its effects on males in general and how men can mitigate such effects. It formally explains the fundemental relationship between men and women. It is the formalised and rationalized redpill.

This discipline is not taught in schools at any level, as it is detremental to how society functions because it threatens the economic status quo. Its practicioners draw their knowledge base mostly from ecnomoics, psychology, logic and religion. Examples include Young Men's Daily Red Pill, who is to the discipline what Adam Smith is to economics. Also Rollo Tomassi who is a professor of hoeconomics at the School of The Rational Male.

It is imperative to note that this discipline is not at all new but it is the first time in history that it has been FORMALIZED. It logically ties to reality and explains the strategems used by most women to increase their gains minimum effort by using sex, flirt, and feminine wile to exploit the efforts of unsuspecting men.

Hoeconomics does not teach inceldom, misogyny, hypergamy, or any thing in particuar. It merely explains strategies used by women to exploit the labour and time of men, the men that succumb to these strategies(simpbluepill), the men that dont and the men that mitigate its effects. All it does is explain and rationalise what is already true. It is up to the students to do what they want with the knowledge.
John: Man, Alice left me for some other guy. She divorced my ass after I gave her everything, took the kids and the house too! Im shook. I dont get it. I have a well paid job thats good, put a roof over our head, bought her shit. Paid her debts. Everything. Wasnt even getting sex either. Now I have nothing to show for it except rage.

Marcus: My brotha, what you feelin is BLUEPILL rage. Anyone that studied hoeconomics knows women CANNOT love men the same way men love women. A woman’s love is contingent upon our capacity to maintain that love in spite of a woman’s hypergamy. Women love conditionally brotha, men are the true romantics. Study hoeconomics and just accept what is and move on to something better with that newfound knowledge.
hoeconomics by vv113 July 4, 2020

hackonomist

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Hackonomist (hack + economist) is a derogatory term denoting
(1) a partisan (biased) economist,

(2) a political hack disguising as an economist or

(3) simply a pseudo-economist.
Paul Krugman is a leftist hackonomist.
hackonomist by ari100 May 3, 2011

Hecanomics 

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A word us economists like to refer to when talking about economics. The word hecanomics means that economics is so hectic, therefore the word hectic and economics has been merged.
Bestie better strap your self in, this is going to be another exciting day of hecanomics
Hecanomics by hecanomics man February 19, 2012

reckonomics 

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Can refer to either:
(1) a merely-guesswork-based study of da financial status of a particular nation, employment type, budgeting-procedure, etc., or
(2) da study of da success-to-failure ratio of people's just casually estimating their financial statuses, expenses versus earnings, investment viabilities, etc.
Da latest reckonomics research indicates dat country and city folks have about da same abilities and accuracy-rates when it comes to casual monthly budgeting and portfolio management.
reckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

deckonomics 

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Da study of efficient loading for container ships for maximum profit.
What wif all da recent news of shipping-container disasters in ports and on da high seas, it appears dat there is a widespread lack of deckonomics in da water-based cargo-transporting world today!
deckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

geckonomics 

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Da study of da financial status of da nationally-advertised insurance company featuring dat tiny green reptile spokesman wif a weird Cockney accent.
Maybe signing up for a certain company's insurance online is so easy dat a caveman could do it, but finding out da geckonomics of said insurance company might be a bit more difficult and complicated.
geckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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