Nehrnt is a term used to express one's feeling of happiness, sometimes after tricking someone or making them laugh. It can also be used in place of psych. It's full potential is realized when typed in all caps and followed by at least 4 exclamation points. It's origins date back to the early to mid 1980's when a fat girl on a bus would laugh like that.
You:Hey Sheen, I broke your laptop.
Sheen: WHAT!?
You: NEHRNT!!
You: Hey guys, I can hardly wait to go to Ocracoke!
Them: I know! NEHRNT!
A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.
Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.
The nicest, most well deserving friend who will always be there for you. While not having the brightest life, she tries to brighten up everyone else’s. She doesn’t like talking about how she feels and rather likes to make others feel at their best. She only fights in self defense and always protects her friends. She’s also super cute and adorable when she’s trying to scare her friends, or just being cute and adorable in general. If you have a Neanta in your life, make sure you thank them for being such a good friend.
Wow, Neanta is such a good friend! She bakedus three dozen cookies!