A strange phrase heard in the song Shapeshift by Horse The Band, an awesome metal group. In the song, the protagonist is asked by his girlfriend to "sing the cripple song" with her, which scares him off. Therefore, Cripple Song probably refers to marriage, sex,or a long term relationship, which the protagonist wants no part of. So he leaves her. In this sense, singing the cripple song, in real life, can refer to any task which one would rather avoid, such as working, paying bills, or visiting in-laws.
You should have seen her, at one with the Gods.
She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".
Then i was gone.
Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.
She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".
Then i was gone.
She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".
Then i was gone.
Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.
She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".
Then i was gone.
by KrispyDymond December 18, 2017
Get the cripple songmug. The newest show from the legendary Matt Groening, of The Simpsons and Futurama fame. Basically it's Futurama meets Dave The Barbarian. But don't be fooled, that's a good thing. The show includes: an alcoholic, rebellious teen princess, a shadow-like cat demon, an adorable, feisty elf, as well as Vikings, witches, castle parties, sorcerer orgies, laughing horses, plus numerous shoutouts to Groening's previous works. It really is an awesome show, and is only on Netflix!!
Dude 1: Man, I've been totally bummedsince Futurama ended, and Family Guy and American Dad are getting worse.
Dude 2: Well, check out Disenchantment. It's really awesome. It's Matt Groening's newest show. It's like a medieval Futurama, and the characters and art are a bit like Dave The Barbarian.
Dude 1: Awesome, I loved Dave The Barbarian. I'll totally check it out!!!
Dude 2: Well, check out Disenchantment. It's really awesome. It's Matt Groening's newest show. It's like a medieval Futurama, and the characters and art are a bit like Dave The Barbarian.
Dude 1: Awesome, I loved Dave The Barbarian. I'll totally check it out!!!
by KrispyDymond September 19, 2018
Get the Disenchantmentmug. A character from Final Fantasy IX, the greatest game ever. Mikoto is a Genome, an artificial being created by Garland. She was created to replace Zidane as the Angel Of Death after he went missing. Unlike most Genomes, she was created with a soul, making her able to feel emotions and connect with people, and to Trance. She starts off as cold and standoffish, but later learns to connect and make friends. Zidane even refers to her as his 'little sister', and saves her and her fellow Genomes when Terra is destroyed by Trance Kuja.
Me playing FF IX: "Wow, Zidane sure has been through a lot, poor guy. Luckily he finally found his true home, and family. Mikoto sure is adorable. I wish I had a little sister like her.
by KrispyDymond August 16, 2018
Get the Mikotomug. A show on the channel IFC, starring John C McGinley as the title character, a disgruntled and curmudgeonly ex-sheriff who must defend himself and his town from demonic forces his recently deceased wife spent decades keeping at bay. With the help of the new sheriff, the sexy and badass Evie Barret, and his eccentric daughter Denise, Stan battles witches, demons, ghosts, evil flowers, succubus babies, and wereponies. That is, when he can be bothered to get off the couch. This show is often compared to Ash Vs Evil Dead, because of the similar premise, and humor, but is much tamer and less graphic. But is nonetheless hilarious, with so many hilarious quotes and one-liners you'd have to watch every episode three times to catch them all. You REALLY must watch it!!!
Dude 1: Man, it sucks that Ash Vs Evil Dead got cancelled.
Dude 2: Check out Stan Against Evil. It's just as good. Actually better in some ways. Last night's episode had Simon from The Walking Dead as the Werepony.
Dude 1: Werepony?!! What the hell is that??!
Dude 2: Just watch and see!!
Dude 2: Check out Stan Against Evil. It's just as good. Actually better in some ways. Last night's episode had Simon from The Walking Dead as the Werepony.
Dude 1: Werepony?!! What the hell is that??!
Dude 2: Just watch and see!!
by KrispyDymond October 31, 2018
Get the stan against evilmug. A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?
Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.
Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.
Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.
Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.
by KrispyDymond February 04, 2018
Get the retardical questionmug. A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.
Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.
by KrispyDymond November 01, 2018
Get the Neartmug. A drink introduced in Ash Vs Evil Dead. According to Ash's recipe, the drink is made using vodka, strawberry liqueur, grenadine, lemonade, orange zest, and nutmeg. Also, it has a "shit ton of Ketamine" in it. The drink is so popular for being so strong that a few sips would get you wasted, that folks would come from the next towns over to try this legendary beverage.
Before Ashley J Williams became famous for killing Deadites, he and his buddy Chet were famous for their legendary beverage, Pink Fuck, found ONLY in Elk Grove, Michigan.
by KrispyDymond May 03, 2018
Get the pink fuckmug.