Definitions by Magikchef01

lifeporn 

exaggerated pics, status updates, check ins, and otherwise fake lifestyles splattered across social media that makes everyone viewing it believe that their life must be the only one that sucks.

Friend: Did you see Sarah's facebook status? She has a perfect family.

Me: That's nothing but lifeporn. Her husband is an alcoholic, they are swimming in debt, and those two kids are assholes.

lifeporn by Magikchef01 September 3, 2019

shitter's knee 

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

shitter's knee by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

neartard 

Neartard describes a person who is by all means a total idiot but has not been officially classified as legally retarded.

"Did you hear that John tried to put out an electrical fire with water?"
"Are you serious? Man what a damn neartard."

neartard by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

sackfire

A sackfire is what happens when a man and woman are having sex missionary style and the woman farts on the dudes nutsack.

While hittin' it last night Candy let loose with a massive sackfire that made my nuts flap.

sackfire by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013

douchemart 

Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic

They didn't have the jeans I wanted at Wally World so I had to go to Douchemart to get them.

douchemart by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013