nasacar 

The combination of NASCAR racing and NASA space program. A joke from mock newspaper The Onion.

I saw Jeff Gordon race the space shuttle Columbia in NASACAR.

nasacar by SirGangstaLot October 4, 2005

nascar strap 

Strap on the back of crocs to keep them on when running fast

Dude: Garett run over here real fast.

Garett: I can't I'm wearing crocs, they'll fall off!
Dude: well put them NASCAR straps on then!

nascar strap by Jbone47 July 9, 2017

NASCAR aloe 

NASCAR is a man beyond his time, blessing us with his musical talent, connecting with us through raw emotion. Never failing this failing generation. The new age Sid Vicious.

"that kid has NASCAR aloe hair!"
"...they're called liberty spikes, bro"

"BITCH IM NASCAR WHO ARE YOU"

NASCAR aloe by BLACKBERRYLEMONADE November 7, 2019

lesbian nascar 

The sport of Roller Derby which is mostly populated by lesbians of the brawny form roller skate in an oval only turning left. The exact rules are unknown but an audience is typically achieved by serving beer at the event.

"Hey guys its dollar beer night at lesbian nascar, lets go!!"

lesbian nascar by cman5 April 14, 2015

nascar water

(n) Any beer you see nascar fans drinking, usually really low in alchol and has lite or light in the title. Examples include Bud light, Coors light(pronounced - Kurs Lye), Natural Lite(pronounced - Natty Lye). Most the time their belly button and or ass crack is showing.

Hey Billy Bob make yourself useful and grab daddy one of them there nascar waters

nascar water by jlotrujillo December 7, 2021

NASCARing 

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.

Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .

NASCARing by Some Fat Kid January 11, 2008

Ghetto NASCAR 

NASCAR in Southern California (See SoCal) where an offender leads the police on a drawn out televised chase.

Did you see the Ghetto NASCAR chase last night on the news? That guy is the new points leader.

Ghetto NASCAR by sbaines May 23, 2009