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nadolig llawen 

Welsh Expression.

Nadolig comes from old latin which means birthday.

since the welsh for birthday is Penblwydd, this use of 'birthday' is a specific birthday, the birthday of Christ. It casually means Christmas, but of course the word Christmas doesn't literally mean birthday at all.

Llawen means joyful or merry, so Nadolig Llawen is literally merry birthday, and casually means merry xmas.
Nadolig Llawen my friends, hope you have a good 'un.
nadolig llawen by Triadne December 11, 2019
A one of a kind, fantastic girl. The girl who can always make you laugh. She's crazy, amazing, caring, artistic, and just plain wonderful. She's beautiful and unique. Tends to have random obsessions. Neroli will be the person who makes you smile when you feel terrible, and makes you laugh until you can't breathe. Has an amazing taste in music. Is not afraid to be completely herself, and was born to stand out. Respects herself, and is completely comfortable in her own skin. Has a way of making everyone around her feel happy. Neroli will be totally mental sometimes but at least she will never be afraid to be crazy. Because she doesn't care if stupid people judge her. It would be their loss. All around beyond amazing.The best friend you will ever have.
"Wow, what is that girl doing? People are looking"
"Must be a Neroli, she's weird but she's so cool I wish I was her."
"Man, you're right. I'm jealous now, that girl seems awesome!"
Neroli by thepersonwhoisreally cool November 25, 2011
napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
Example "Did you hear? Laura's dad totally napolied her, but according to Utah law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."

Narcoliteracy

A cognitive impairment in which you randomly fall asleep while reading any type of literature. The period in which the subject sleeps is roughly around 15 to 30 minuets. It will kick in while reading any type of novel, newspaper, or short story. It will also occur during tests/reading exams. Less than 1%of all humans have been diagnosed with this impairment and there are no known cures. It is highly suggested that people with narcolituracy should only read in uncomfortable positions or stick with books with more pictures than words for this raises chances of staying awake.
Jimmy flunked his final reading exam because his damn narcoliteracy kept acting up.
napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.

BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.
Man, I was just walking down that dark alley saying my prayers and I got napolied.
napoli by AceLace April 15, 2006

va' fa Napoli 

Italian for "go to hell". Literally translated it means "Go to Naples".
When he insulted me, I told him: "Va' fa Napoli!"
va' fa Napoli by CatchUp May 27, 2008
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