Nappachino

When you drink a cappuccino, then immediately take a twenty minute nap.

During long weeks of constant IT infrastructure improvements and battling management red tape, Crey the Engineer would take daily nappachino's to remain refreshed and ever ready for the next challenge.

by Factotem1 November 22, 2022

fappachino

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

Gappachino

When someone loses by a significant gap when road racing.

All that shit talk and Nick still got a Gappachino!

by Gappachinomedia July 16, 2019

nappuccino

(n) The act of taking a short nap immediately after consuming some caffeine so that you are more invigorated when you awake. This works really well because it takes about 20 minutes for a person to feel the effects of caffeine.

I am so tired, but I need to finish this paper by tomorrow morning. I'll take a little nappuccino to help me make it through the night.

by Chuck Jennings August 14, 2008

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

fappachino

masturbating to the original Starbucks logo

tho jehova his mom never found out he had a fappachino

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom May 16, 2019