Definitions by Factotem1

Bardlebe 

When you shoot at a barrel thinking that it's a mimic. But end up killing Bardlebe, the bard kobold who you were supposed to befriend and help you with your quests.

James, you Bardlebe'd that last encounter. He left behind a wife, three kids, and a cat. Did you know that during the floods last season, he rescued four children from the rapids?

Bardlebe by Factotem1 August 15, 2024

nappucino 

When you drink a cappuccino prior to a twenty-minute nap.

To power through weeks of IT Infrastructure upgrades and management bureaucracy, Crey implemented a mandatory nappucino time for himself during the week to stay fresh and battle ready.

Thank you, Crey for all that you do.

nappucino by Factotem1 November 22, 2022

Nappachino

When you drink a cappuccino, then immediately take a twenty minute nap.

During long weeks of constant IT infrastructure improvements and battling management red tape, Crey the Engineer would take daily nappachino's to remain refreshed and ever ready for the next challenge.

Nappachino by Factotem1 November 22, 2022

cashew asshole 

Similar to kitchen asshole.

You know what you did.

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.

cashew asshole by Factotem1 August 31, 2017

Kitchen Asshole 

A "person" who offers to pick up a beverage or snack from the kitchen while they are in there and then conveniently forgets to bring it back to you.

I guess I'll go get a soda, looks like Kitchen Asshole strikes again.

Kitchen Asshole by Factotem1 December 9, 2016