Skip to main content

n00bstar 

Noun: The infamous "N00bstar". Derived from the word "Newbie". it was broken down to a shorter, less time consuming word, "Newb". "Newb"'s spelling was then slaughtered by bi-focal bearing computer nerds, changing the spelling from "Newb" to "Noob". Often, people continue to destroy "Newb"'s spelling by replacing the word's "O"'s to zeros, making the spelling, "N00b".
A "N00bstar" is a "Newbie" with immense negative intelligence of a given activity, such as video games, programs, etc.
For Example:
That N00bstar tried to pwn me with a flashbang 'nade. hahaha omfg rofl!!11!
n00bstar mug front
Get the n00bstar mug.
See more merch
Jojo aka cookie is a noobster at games
n00bster by WOOHOO July 29, 2004
Related Words

n00btard 

n. (n00btard) one who is a newbie, and subsequently retarded
v. (n00btarded, n00btarding) to perform something with n00b qualities, (to totally n00bize something)
that dumbass n00btard can't find the bomb.
or
that dumbass SUV driver n00btarded me, now i have a broken leg! the sheep-fucker!
n00btard by Jimmy P. Fuxnugget January 27, 2003

n00btard 

a hybrid of noob(n00b) and tard (short for retard), sometimes also spelled "noobtard".
used to describe someone's whose idiocy, inexperience, or naivete caused them to act like a retard.
"wow. what a n00btard. he knew we were gonna hang out and he still got himself grounded by fighting with his parents."
n00btard by trustlessxheart October 22, 2008
An internet word, used by Pet Shop Boys fans and people who like tanks.
Jimmy Jee Bop: Ha, that tank reminds me of that great Pet Shop Boys song!
Joey Jojo Bopper: Hehe, Jimmy, you're such a n00bster
Just another way to call a noob.
Player 1: Thor89 is a great Dota player!
Player 2: Nah, he's just a n00bster. I beat him all the time.
n00bster by gekkokamen July 25, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026