n00bitalia 

a term used to describe the state of a person's (in this case a virgin's or n00b's) genitals.

WTF? Matt, i can feel your n00bitalia poking me! I'ma go army of frank style on yo' a$$!

also can be n00bitals

n00bitalia by tayto September 4, 2008

noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.

Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

noobitalia by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007