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n00bspace
A myspace page that is utterly childish and n00bish. Usually occurs when users under 14 begin using myspace. Consists of:
surveys in your about me
(most)layouts with hearts in it
sparkly pictures
things falling from the top of your page
surveys in your about me
(most)layouts with hearts in it
sparkly pictures
things falling from the top of your page
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n00bsauce
//often unintelligent
//sporadic
//acts completely upon impulse
//always left handed
//can be seen carrying devices that are meant to be stationary as if they are mobile.
//approx 5'7"
//gingerly brown hair
//approx 150lbs
//squinty eyes
//always a sandwich artist
//speaks in code \\"i just beasted"\\ ((smurfish?))
//typically artistic - could be linked with autism
//chases fireflies crossing the street \\"cross the street!!"\\
//lives on xboxlive
//loathed by miniature pinschers
//sporadic
//acts completely upon impulse
//always left handed
//can be seen carrying devices that are meant to be stationary as if they are mobile.
//approx 5'7"
//gingerly brown hair
//approx 150lbs
//squinty eyes
//always a sandwich artist
//speaks in code \\"i just beasted"\\ ((smurfish?))
//typically artistic - could be linked with autism
//chases fireflies crossing the street \\"cross the street!!"\\
//lives on xboxlive
//loathed by miniature pinschers
n00bsauce by kola_thegreat February 27, 2009
n00bsauce
a sauce in which n00b is purayed. if someone is being a n00b and pulls something worthy of a n00b, it was a move of n00bsauce.
guy 1- what did you have for breakfast?
guy 2- i had cereal, but spilled the milk everywhere.
guy 1- so you basically ate n00bsauce?
guy 2- pretty much....
guy 2- i had cereal, but spilled the milk everywhere.
guy 1- so you basically ate n00bsauce?
guy 2- pretty much....
n00bsauce by skierguy1111 January 30, 2008
Total n00bface
A total n00b that cant spell, use punctuation for their momma's life, or understand many over 5 letter words.
Person 1: Hi.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1
Seriously.. that happened one.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1
Seriously.. that happened one.
Total n00bface by imsuchan00biscuit March 28, 2009
n00bsac
Noun:
A hardcore under-rated word referring to a new person that sucks harder than the n00biest n00b.
A hardcore under-rated word referring to a new person that sucks harder than the n00biest n00b.
Josh is playing Black Ops with his best friend Alex.
Josh gets squabledorfed by Alex.
Alex says, "I frazzed your pancakes in that one!"
Josh replies, "You were being a total n00bsac about it anyways. You used a frickin AK-74u with rapid fire and for-grip. Wow."
Josh gets squabledorfed by Alex.
Alex says, "I frazzed your pancakes in that one!"
Josh replies, "You were being a total n00bsac about it anyways. You used a frickin AK-74u with rapid fire and for-grip. Wow."
n00bsac by Pwn3r of t3h n00bz April 10, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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